It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
NO! None of that early Christmas Crazy.
Fascinating story about the Tenderloin: modernluxury.com/san-francisco/…
Last name hungry, first name always.
$5 for a $10 Starbucks Card eGift thru Groupon gr.pn/193TdGw
You know you’re old when your friends have kids on purpose.
Amazon Raises Free Shipping Minimum to $35 amazon.com/gp/feature.htm…
I’m flattered people think I look like I can run the Nike women’s marathon tomorrow. #notevenclose
Phew. Two seconds away from being hit by a car. Yay, I still get to eat dinner tonight.
Video is a bit old, but still relevant.
Unless you know my name, no body freaking contact.
Btw, happy #oaktober!
You only YOLO once. Is that how you say it? #inception
Maybe you should consider keeping your selfies to yourself.
This guy’s on to something…
I wish summer and the length of your shorts were longer.