4:52:47 PM: you got a new car and you didn't tell me?
4:53:39 PM: you got a boyfriend and you didn't tell me?
4:53:55 PM: crap…
Monthly memory verse for my high schoolers:
Philippians 4:6-7 (NKJV)
6 Be anxious for nothing,
but in everything by prayer and supplication, with thanksgiving, let
your requests be made known to God; 7 and the peace of God, which surpasses all understanding, will guard your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.
It’s the start of a new year. Bobby McFerrin had half of it right: Don’t worry. Be prayerful.
I was walking towards a store this evening and I saw this guy who was standing there. He had said something to a girl getting into her car. Before she sat in, she told him, "I'm married."
As I walked back towards the car, I saw that same guy standing there. I kept walking, just minding my own biznazz, eating my chips. As I passed him, he asked me for a chip. I said sure, so I handed a couple over. Here's how the rest of his game went:
Where do you live?
Can I make love to you?
I want to be your boyfriend.
Hey man, you gotta find some better pickup lines. Sheesh.