A Bad Pickup Line
I was walking towards a store this evening and I saw this guy who was standing there. He had said something to a girl getting into her car. Before she sat in, she told him, "I'm married."
Um, ok.
As I walked back towards the car, I saw that same guy standing there. I kept walking, just minding my own biznazz, eating my chips. As I passed him, he asked me for a chip. I said sure, so I handed a couple over. Here's how the rest of his game went:
Where do you live?
Can I make love to you?
I want to be your boyfriend.
Hey man, you gotta find some better pickup lines. Sheesh.
Eww! Haha, definitely bad pick up line!
hmmm….those lines have always worked for me.
yeah, that was pretty lame…
That is a totally nasty and sad pickup line.
can we say “desperate”? I wonder how many times he said that and it actually worked ??? lol
i should have asked him…”has that line ever worked for you?”
haha…nah, he wasn’t really listening to people. he tried to follow me to my car too. i was ready to take him down.
…hmmm…wait….you were eating chips?
…there is nothing more attractive than a girl eating chips.
that was sure pretty bad pickup lines. but then again, i will never understand why people uses pickuplines, instead of just being normal.. :O
i guess i should have read this first!