I walk by a cosmetic store. Lady gives me a free sample. Free- my favorite F word. Of course, I take it.
Lady: What facial products are you using?
Me: Not much, I’m pretty minimal.
Lady: So like, just water?
Touché, lady, touché.
Facial Products
4 responses
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LOL! what’d you say in response..?
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I threw the sample back into the store.
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Just kidding. She actually tried to get me into the store but I just gave the sample back to her and left.
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I just tell them I have eczema, and they let me go on my way.
Talk to me, Goose.