Not music to my ears

So I had dinner at Fresh Choice tonight. We thought we were the only ones left in the place until I saw two other older ladies head into the bathroom. I had a long drive back so I figured I should go too before I left.

When I walked in, I made eye contact with one lady who was washing her hands and I heard amazing sounds, much like the sounds that Jeff Daniels made in the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber.

Then I heard the lady in the next stall say, “I’m making a lot of music. Must be the chocolate.” My only thought was to get out before the smells reach me.