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“Your roadside assistance will come in 19-30 minutes.” So random. #fb

Undeniable Proof That “The Walking Dead” And “Toy Story” Have The Exact Same Plot buzzfeed.com/daves4/undenia… thanks @wonderdrum #fb

Today is that day when anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that’s every day. #fb

#redbull #ultranatural so crazy and awesome. LOVE it.

How old is too old for snowboarding? Old people look funny on snowboards. I think I’m one of them. #fb

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible”! ― Audrey Hepburn #lovethecheese #whoatwitterlinebreaks

Wet, grassy shoes and allergies. Yes, it is spring cemetery season 清明.

I don’t wish people luck. Even if I wanted to believe in luck, I wouldn’t know what it’s like. I’ve never seen it. #fb

$5 for a $10 Starbucks Card at Groupon gr.pn/16NBntL

I don’t wanna die doing something I love. I wanna die doing something I hate. That way, I don’t have to finish it. #fb

Is your face from McDonald’s? Because I’m lovin it. #fb

Yay or nay for the resume: “Can root and install custom roms on Android phones”? @vinyeezy @joeylam124 #fb

Just got admitted to the Intensive Don’t Care Unit. #fb