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What u get when ur housemate’s a social worker: bedtime story is a chapter on psychopaths from a psychoanalytic diagnosis book #sweetdreams

That woulda been a funny #aprilfools joke: “Just kidding, there’s no such thing as a cheap #tesla“

plus.google.com/+NikCollection… h/t @joeylam124

It’s weird changing directly from snow pants right into a swimsuit #bluelagoon #Iceland

Just tried whale, puffin, fermented shark, and Viking beer. Channeled my inner @andrewzimmern

There’s a group from a “fear of flying club” here on my flight. Didn’t know there was such a thing.

Coworker: It’s #EmployeeAppreciationDay !! Me: I would totally appreciate you if you were my employee

#ThrowbackThursday by Spotify Thanks @wonderdrum ? spoti.fi/11M0JTZ

Peet’s Buy One, Get One – peets.com/retailcoupon/V…

Anyone willing to gamble? chipotle.com/raincheck

It’s that time again! – girlscouts.org/en/cookies/all…

Check out the Amazon App and get $5 for signing in the first time amazon.com/mpr?referralco…

I forgot what it feels like to use my muscles…

Gareth McCormack – Auroras, Lies and Camera Sensors – garethmccormack.com/news/article/2…

Bizarre Jeopardy Result: Everyone Loses neatorama.com/2016/01/19/Biz…

Empire Renewed for a Third Season! – fox.com/empire/article… @wonderdrum

J.J. Abrams Explains Why The Force Awakens Isn’t Just a Carbon Copy of A New Hope hollywoodreporter.com/race/awards-ch…