10:55 pm–I see a Christmas tree on the side of the freeway.
11:05pm–I have to slow down for someone to cross pushing a shopping cart in the middle of the street. A closer look reveals a second person in the shopping cart.
11:10pm–I’m am walking to the front door of my house. I hear leaves rustling. Doesn’t sound like merely the wind. The sound is coming from across the street. I see a deer walking on the sidewalk. Wait, there’s a second deer following it.
My hometown: Where the wild things are.