I was walking towards a store this evening and I saw this guy who was standing there. He had said something to a girl getting into her car. Before she sat in, she told him, "I'm married."
As I walked back towards the car, I saw that same guy standing there. I kept walking, just minding my own biznazz, eating my chips. As I passed him, he asked me for a chip. I said sure, so I handed a couple over. Here's how the rest of his game went:
Where do you live?
Can I make love to you?
I want to be your boyfriend.
Hey man, you gotta find some better pickup lines. Sheesh.