A Bad Pickup Line

I was walking towards a store this evening and I saw this guy who was standing there.  He had said something to a girl getting into her car.  Before she sat in, she told him, "I'm married."

Um, ok.

As I walked back towards the car, I saw that same guy standing there.  I kept walking, just minding my own biznazz, eating my chips.  As I passed him, he asked me for a chip.  I said sure, so I handed a couple over.  Here's how the rest of his game went:

Where do you live?
Can I make love to you?
I want to be your boyfriend.

Hey man, you gotta find some better pickup lines.  Sheesh.

9 thoughts on “A Bad Pickup Line

  1. i should have asked him…"has that line ever worked for you?"

    haha…nah, he wasn't really listening to people. he tried to follow me to my car too. i was ready to take him down.

  2. that was sure pretty bad pickup lines. but then again, i will never understand why people uses pickuplines, instead of just being normal.. :O

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