I was walking towards a store this evening and I saw this guy who was standing there. He had said something to a girl getting into her car. Before she sat in, she told him, "I'm married."
Um, ok.
As I walked back towards the car, I saw that same guy standing there. I kept walking, just minding my own biznazz, eating my chips. As I passed him, he asked me for a chip. I said sure, so I handed a couple over. Here's how the rest of his game went:
Where do you live?
Can I make love to you?
I want to be your boyfriend.
Hey man, you gotta find some better pickup lines. Sheesh.
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Eww! Haha, definitely bad pick up line!
hmmm….those lines have always worked for me.
yeah, that was pretty lame…
That is a totally nasty and sad pickup line.
can we say "desperate"? I wonder how many times he said that and it actually worked ??? lol
i should have asked him…"has that line ever worked for you?"
haha…nah, he wasn't really listening to people. he tried to follow me to my car too. i was ready to take him down.
…hmmm…wait….you were eating chips?
…there is nothing more attractive than a girl eating chips.
that was sure pretty bad pickup lines. but then again, i will never understand why people uses pickuplines, instead of just being normal.. :O
i guess i should have read this first!