I was walking The Embarcadero, camera in hand, when this guy walked by, lifted up his tennis racket to hide his face and said, “No more, paparazzi. No more pictures.” I smiled and said, “That’s a good one” and couldn’t help but continue with “Can I take your picture?”
He told me he’d been living in San Francisco for 20 years. He said his name was Chris, but goes by the name “Baby Jesus.”
Talk to me, Goose.