Butt missiles

WARNING!!!  The following contains atrocious verbage:

obviously close friend (maybe too close): last fri i went to peet’s with  my friend after work.  i didn’t really have a big lunch so my stomach was kind of empty.  i ordered a medium coffee…  ohhh boy….  we sat and chatted for about 45 minutes and then the rumblings began.  it got so bad i suddenly just said to my friend "sorry…i have to go."  and ran out of peets.  hahaha..  i drove home, ran to the bathroom…and pooped it out so fast you wouldn’t believe!!!!!!!!
obviously close friend (maybe too close): seriously jennifer….rocket missiles…out of my butt.  it was insane
obviously close friend (maybe too close): :D
obviously close friend (maybe too close): have a lovely day
obviously close friend (maybe too close): :)
obviously close friend (maybe too close): hahahhahaa
obviously close friend (maybe too close): muuuuaaahh h aha ha ha a
me: WHAT ON EARTH???!!!!!l@!l@!l@
obviously close friend (maybe too close): :-h
obviously close friend (maybe too close): hahhaha
obviously close friend (maybe too close): just wanted to share with you
me: punk
me: i’m going to blog it now
obviously close friend (maybe too close): hey!!!
me: too good not to share with the world
obviously close friend (maybe too close): no blogging!
obviously close friend (maybe too close): zip it sister
me: if you’re going to share that with me, i cant keep it to myself
obviously close friend (maybe too close): whatever…  that’s a breach in confidentiality!
me: whatever, i’m sure there are people spying on this conversation as we type
me: sharing that kind of stuff deserves no confidentiality
me: you inflicted pain and suffering on my eyes
me: the world can share in my suffering

7 thoughts on “Butt missiles

  1. that's messed up… i feel violated. but no worries…it's alright. everyone knows what i'm talking about…everyone has felt the pain…everyone has felt the rumbles. BEWARE of the rumbles….

  2. It's ok. It happened to me yesterday. lol However, it wasn't coffee. It was the 4×4 I ate at In and Outs. Beware of CHEESE!!!

    Oh, the pain is only temporary. After it's cleared, you'll feel a bit relaxed unless …. lol

  3. obviously close friend- YOU feel violated??? YOU'RE the one who brought it up!!!

    Ray-I don't want to hear about your butt explosions either…

  4. i wonder if the friend to "obviously close friend" from the coffee shop is reading this. I wonder if anyone from the coffee shop is reading this… ???

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