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Ooh look, #StarWarsEmoji #C3PO #BB8 and my fave #StormTrooper

Got a sit/stand desk at work. What I REALLY need is a lie down desk.

Wow, steroids work like magic. #justsayin

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I’m diggin’ this health insurance thing. Know what fancy doctors can get you? Narcotics and valium.

BOGO free Jamba Juice jambajuice.com/campaigns/mar-…

Strangers have the best candy.

The 15 Worst Cities for Frugal People – wisebread.com/the-15-worst-c…

Whoa, AmEx is splitting up with Costco? j.mp/19lE9Mw

I’ve always disliked Facebook, but THIS changes the game – gizmodo.com/the-creepiest-…

Adults are children who did not die because they were vaccinated.

I am very font of you because you are just my type.

Roundtrip fares to China from as little as $639 delta.com/content/www/en…

Interesting vignette on life, death, and social media nyti.ms/1CrfxOq via @nytimes

Ready for Super Bowl 50?! levisstadium.com/events/event/s… #welcometothebay