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Y’all gon make me lose my mind up in here…

Drinking an Anchor California Lager by @AnchorBrewing at @thepizzaplacesf — untp.beer/s/c151151509

Instead of marking documents “classified” the government could just title them all “Webinar” to ensure no one ever ever looks at them.

#sunsetinthesunset instagram.com/p/yWJQ4YIkVu/

After being phone-less for over a week, I did it. I bought Shamu. Go big or go home, right @ohmyabraham?

I wonder if I can volunteer to be the Designated Survivor during work meetings.

Anyone want this Samsung Curved 105-Inch 4K Ultra HD TV on Amazon for $119,999.99 amazon.com/gp/product/B00…

Remember friends, no one is as happy as they seem on Facebook or as depressed as they seem on Twitter.

Dear 2015, Smaller phones please. Regards, @somegirlonline

Admit when you’re wrong. Shut up when you’re right.

Doing The Math: How The U.S. Can Advance In The World Cup : The Two-Way : NPR – npr.org/blogs/thetwo-w…

No, you can NOT call me Jenny. Unless…you say it like Forrest Gump.

Outstanding customer service + hiccups = bad news bears.

$5 for $10 Starbucks on Groupon anrdoezrs.net/click-4110135-…

Cryptic questions from the 2014 Chinese college entrance exam. shanghaiist.com/2014/06/10/a_c…

It’s true. You CAN bribe your way out of a speeding ticket in Mexico, even if you weren’t speeding.

I swear Super Shuttles will be the end of me.