Golf
British Open to Allow Female Competitors. So golf no longer means: gentlemen only, ladies forbidden? I should try out. Yeah, right.
Star Wars
Buy your own full-size replica X-Wing on eBay. Where would you stick that thing? You could probably rent some hangar space next to the Airbus A380.
Star Wars coming to TV. Set your timers.
Star Wars convention meets wide-angle lens. Too funny.
Talk to me, Goose.