My car was parked near

My car was parked near an intersection where this cable car had gotten into an accident where it hit a car. There were all these people crowding around watching as if it were the Main Street Electrical parade at Disneyland. I had to get something from my car so I went around just to find a man posing for a picture with the accident in the background. Man, what’s up with these tourists??? Ooh, cable cars….even better: cable car accident!

I think I have automatictoiletphobia. Toilets that flush by themselves scare me and I hate them with a passion, especially the ones that are loud and powerful. You never know when they’re going to go off prematurely. They’re the scariest thing I tell you.

One Comment

cheeken August 5, 2003 Reply

Yeah, I'm always afraid they're gonna suck my butt right off. I'd hate to have to explain that…

Talk to me, Goose.

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.