Thanks and Merry Christmas! RT @BennyNgOD @somegirlonline Happy Birthday!

Can’t wait. I’ll take that as a Christmas present. RT @jimmyfallon it’s happening instagram.com/p/h7fUnRPZ7G/

Know what the 2nd saddest thing is next to my coffee maker dying? My hot water boiler not working. Both within a month of each other.

“Do not judge me by my successes. Judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.” #NelsonMandela

It’s a sad sad day when your coffee maker stops working. Now what.

Fascinating story about the Tenderloin: modernluxury.com/san-francisco/…

Last name hungry, first name always.

$5 for a $10 Starbucks Card eGift thru Groupon gr.pn/193TdGw

You know you’re old when your friends have kids on purpose.

Amazon Raises Free Shipping Minimum to $35 amazon.com/gp/feature.htm…

I’m flattered people think I look like I can run the Nike women’s marathon tomorrow. #notevenclose

Phew. Two seconds away from being hit by a car. Yay, I still get to eat dinner tonight.