Man, on the commute home today, I spilled a drink right in between my legs. It was quite dangerous driving down the freeway trying to dry yourself with hundreds of napkins from your glove compartment. I just thought, oh man, it looks exactly like how it would look if I peed in my pants. Good thing I don’t live on a busy street where people might see me when I got out of my car. All I know is that when I walked back to my house, I walked with my legs all apart, like a cowboy who just got off the horse after a day’s ride.
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lol..wow beej…how did your drink get over there? man…too bad you don't wear baggy pants..or else you can just act like you didn't wear a belt..lol..jk..anyways, hope you ok..thank god it wasn't so hot that you got burned..well..hope you dry up soon..and sure hope your pants don't turn yellow..lol jk..well..take care big sister..don't drink and drive =)
hahaha! Good thing you were on your way home and not the other way around. That way you can have a gone foo. Gone, foo! :D