Man, on the commute home today, I spilled a drink right in between my legs. It was quite dangerous driving down the freeway trying to dry yourself with hundreds of napkins from your glove compartment. I just thought, oh man, it looks exactly like how it would look if I peed in my pants. Good thing I don’t live on a busy street where people might see me when I got out of my car. All I know is that when I walked back to my house, I walked with my legs all apart, like a cowboy who just got off the horse after a day’s ride.