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Is using surveillance for advertisement different from using it for law enforcement? Why do people protest one but not the other?

How is it gloomy downtown but gorgeous in the sunset? #onceinabluemoon

What does it mean when Chinese grandmas start saving seats for you on #muni?

What to buy and what not to buy at Costco – Consumer Reports consumerreports.org/cro/news/2014/…

It’s been fun. Thanks for keeping me young, but my heels can no longer take it. instagram.com/p/n6353gIkQ9/

Butt cheek to butt cheek on the #muni ughhh.

Don’t forget Starbucks 50% Off Frappuccino’s btwn 3-5PM. Gold card members get extra hour til 6pm. Too bad the drinks are too sweet for me.

Rejection sucks. Rejection sucks even more on Fridays. #waittilmonday

Overheard in the office: “You can fix fat, but you can’t fix ugly.”

Why can’t daylight savings happen during the work day instead of the middle of the night on the weekend?

Why? instagram.com/p/lA9PutIkfz/

Bad decisions make good stories.

Deschutes Mirror Pond and some Rappin’ 4-Tay. Not bad for a Friday afternoon at work.

My Twitter bio? Genius, Multi-sportlete, Papercut Survivor. I’m real, I hope my followers are too. Get yo own: sillytwitterbio.com

I can quit coffee any time. I’m just not a quitter.

Anger makes you stupid, and stupid gets you killed. – Michonne

Why does it feel like I’ve been drinking decaf these last few weeks? So…tired…

“Do you want me to pick you up middle school style? I can be in front of your building at 12:57pm ;) -“@jmewong LOVE it! Yes please!

Oh brother… RT @wonderdrum: I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.

Finally forced to buy an Apple product for the first time. And not for myself, of course. (@ Apple Store w/ 5 others) 4sq.com/1e96HsP