10 Stupid Questions People Usually Asks In Obvious Situations And How To Answer Them
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in the black market over here.
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anaesthetic…..why don’t you try it again?
At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people?
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you??
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…
Stupid Question: Is the Seafood dish good??
Answer: No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We occasionally also spit in it.
At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after many years.
Stupid Question: Oh my gosh …you have grown so much!
Answer: Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
When you announce your wedding, and someone asks…
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s just the money i’m after.
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: Oh yes. I’m now talking to you in my sleep.
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding……
At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No, it wont. It will just bleed.
You are smoking a cigarette…
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke!
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle…. it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!