10 Stupid Questions People Ask

10 Stupid Questions People Usually Asks In Obvious Situations And How To Answer Them

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don’t u know, I sell tickets in the black market over here.

In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet.
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anaesthetic…..why don’t you try it again?

At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people?
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you??

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…
Stupid Question: Is the Seafood dish good??
Answer: No, its terrible and made of rotting carcasses. We occasionally also spit in it.

At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after many years.
Stupid Question: Oh my gosh …you have grown so much!
Answer: Well, you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.

When you announce your wedding, and someone asks…
Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout…it’s just the money i’m after.

When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer: Oh yes. I’m now talking to you in my sleep.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding……

At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
Answer: No, it wont. It will just bleed.

You are smoking a cigarette…
Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke!
Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle…. it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!


Renee August 12, 2005 Reply

these are really good really good you should make more up even though ive been seeing exact order exact spelling of the questions ok bye bye

vinyeezy January 20, 2018 Reply

I read this yesterday.

I’m at Philz Coffee right now and just heard two people ask each other: “OMGOSH, Jane! What are you doing here?!”

Really? What are you doing… at a coffee shop?

“Oh, nothing. Not like I wanted some COFFEE OR SOMETHING LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE.”

Talk to me, Goose.

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